stanleycupcalamari
StanleyCupCalamari
stanleycupcalamari

I admire Trump and his team’s ability to successfully push the narrative that supporting Trump = supporting America. It is so far removed from reality that having to explain it to someone is almost more trouble than it is worth. 

Truer words. It’s why we don’t fuck with Ben Carson like that - man might be a brilliant neurosurgeon but elsewhere he’s a goddamn waste

According to Kyrie, so does the planet Earth.

Build a wall at the three point line and make Golden State pay for it. Shut down the NBA until they agree to do so.

Fixed.

he’s way the hell more entertaining to watch right now than he’s ever been before.

Typical keyboard warrior

The boys, probably knowing better than to be black in a store without receipts for exactly this reason,

I actually imagine Trump saying, “Look, I tried, but the Democrats are unreasonable. You can’t work with these people. My wonderful businesses are losing money when I’m not there. So that’s it, I quit. I did some great things as president, but nobody appreciates it. I’m going back to New York to get by business back

I believe he would, because he’s showing an ability to think long term about what really matters.

It’s not totally the same situation because I was a construction worker making a few bucks over minimum at the time, and Kawhi obviously makes vastly more than that, but...

When I was in my early 20's i tore my MCL at work. I went to the doctor, got an MRI, got my leg-brace, and was told to take my time recovering.

Ahem. For another take:

“I bet he knows the score, though.”

I am offended by that insinuation!

I live in DC, so have seen a lot of them on tourists.

He dropped that A A Ron so casually the article didn't even notice. Meow that is magnificent work.  

There’s so much awesome to unpack here, but the austere of the repeated A. A. Ron is choice.

With just 4 questions in a comment section, you have already put more thought into this than Betsy DeVos.

I really want to give you a star, but your username is triggering me.