fuckin nerd

See if Deadspin wants it.

The cameras were just to make sure Embiid wasn’t living there rent-free.

The two counts of assaulting a police officer while resisting arrest were dismissed

I really don’t understand why fans and the media are so negative about this team. Sure, it’s a bit of a rough patch but it’s a good collection of talent and smart coaches who just need to get things pointed in the right direction.

Especially since we’re talking about boys and girls, because they’re literally in middle school.

It really isn’t that amazing when your owner is Snyder. 

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The Aristocrats?

He was publicly owned yesterday too!

I hear they used an entire Lime for this years supply of the drink. 

I think we have to acknowledge that the “face of the franchise does things like shit in teammate’s shoes and pull out a bunch of guns in the locker room and dare a future murderer to shoot him over an argument about card games” is just some next level, once in a lifetime shit that can’t be repeated, amd we ought to…

I’m sure Brooks and Rivers will insist that it’s all water under the bridge.

This drama doesn’t compare to the Knucklehead era though, so I’m really not satisfied overall.

I’m also a fan of “Wiz-turds”

Wonder Woman, Black Widow, Wasp, Captain Marvel, or Jessica Jones?

As a Detroiter, it’s disgusted me to see that sellout’s name on a school, regardless of his accomplishments. I’m glad to hear that someone finally decided to get it the hell off there.

sir this is an arby’s

He doesn’t kowtow to proper spelling.

The egregious and terrible nature of the core take here almost distracts from the absolutely heinous addendum about the best kind of pizza.