I forget where I recently heard this - but apparently helmet stripes also have a utilitarian purpose. It allows coaches reviewing film (I’m assuming from an all 22 type angle) to see which way a player is facing - as the stripe stops at the face mask.

Eh, how about a video progress bar first? It’s bad enough not being able to tell if you’re clicking on a 5-second or a 55-second video. Imagine throwing 55-minute videos into that mix...

We could even have a Day for the flag! But what would we call it?

Stop bashing Trump and admit that celebrating the flag is a GREAT idea!

Really going off on a tangent here, but even apart from MediaTakeOut being a shitty hot-take factory, I’ve always just been shocked as just how shitty and user-unfriendly its design and format is. You’d have thought they’d have kind of upgraded it the more popular they’ve gotten. But it remains just such a shitty site…

The saddest part is that he will be able to recall each of these moments perfectly for the rest of his life. Meanwhile J.R. Smith can’t remember the score for more than three seconds.

You know that if a big pharmaceutical company can dunk on you, you really screwed up.

In light of tonight’s events, I feel the need to put out a statement. This is not Bryan Colangelo’s kinja burner. Thank you.

Sure, typical Deadspin bullshit. Embiid dunks on a dude in a park and he’s a fucking hero.
Meanwhile, Richie Incognito attempts to tackle a dude at 24hour Fitness and he’s, “Mentally unstable.”

Does that screencap look a little video game/uncanny valley-esque to anyone else? I guess that’s a human, but barely.

Yup. This is America. Ignorant, self-involved, and oblivious.

To be fair, if you hire a guy named “Strom” and he doesn’t turn out to be a segregationist, you’d feel cheated too.

Every 90's kid with a good childhood reading this article like:

I’m sure Darnold will make a fine Jet. After all, the bar for USC QBs is so low in New York, if you jump over it, you hit a lineman in the ass and fumble.

Somehow I always get called “unhinged” when I call people out of the blue at 2:00am. Next time I’ll demand that I get some praise on ESPN.

“You guys act like you never did anything when you were teenagers. It’s just harmless talk. Teenagers aren’t going to do anything, they grow out of their racism. Boys will be boys!”

In his defense, if my teenage past were to resurface, I would have t...oh wait, I’ve never been a racist scumbag. Nevermind.

I remember when there were debates on Chris Paul and Deron Williams. NBA careers can be strange things.

LeBron is going to overtake Tim Duncan for the most all time playoff minutes in his next game.

If someone told me to watch something on a CD then I, too, would throw it in the trash.