He really crackered under the pressure.

You should definitely fuck off because your pearl clutching is older than any cookout joke and you sound like someone who doesn’t season their food.

First off, as former Superbird owner (Tor-Red though but I wanted Petty Blue SO BAD), I LOVE LOVE LOVE your ID!

Yes, fingers crossed that a Boston sports team will finally catch a good break for once, and a deserving and humble fan base will be rewarded with a legitimate chance at a title.

Why expect more out of your superstar player so that your role players can be more effective? Is that the question?

Kevin Durant is now a douche asshole and Lebron is getting screwed over by the refs.

Hey, they totally stole that motto from the Republicans!

I hope she got some stability in her life and a mental hygiene regime that works for her, whatwver that may be.

The Troy mall where this happened is on Big Beaver Road and is dead center middle of the richest/whitest/most racist part of Michigan. I’m surprised they didn’t profile her in the parking lot.

Props to you for not wilding out on any of them. As you have zero obligation to interact with strangers, they should be ready for any reply. E.g. in response to ownership questions, say you just stole it from the tesla dealership with a straight face. For even nosier/ruder ones who ask of your occupation, reply with…

I suspect this is the case- it’s not like there are lots of LV stores in the Detroit area.

They let her keep the goods and refunded her money. But...

I mean...kinda.

Your chili dogs make Skyline look like Eleven Madison Park.

hahahahaha!!! dying over here!!! that place is always blasting Go-Go!

Police: “Freeze!”

This is my moment in the ketchup-flavored sun.

“That’s what I keep telling everybody.”