I’ve got $5 that says it’s $68 worth of Dremel sanding and polishing bits followed by a case of SeaFoam.

I heard that David’s bile is actually rated for 10W30.

McPort McArthurface

The fact that this is some lame-o training facility and not an amusement park is some serious bullshit.

I booked DMX at a show in Atlanta around... I want to say it was Halloween 2011. Anyway, I didn’t really know what to expect. At that point in his career, DMX was something of a novelty name to add to a bill. Our other acts that night were all pretty standard EARMILK fare, and our audience was probably just old enough…

I expected to see David Tracy shopping for a new project at the docks

By the power of Captain Kirk’s light saber, Twiki agrees!

“It’s like going into warp speed in Star Wars,” Webb says.

He needs to fly under 10 more bridges if he wants to beat today’s GTA challenge. 

So...the top covers the engine bay in the back. The driver passes out from the exhaust leak (you know it does), and runs into something solid. The fuel tank in front ruptures. A big fireball follows. It sits in a salvage yard as a testament to bad choices. Two years later, sufficiently covered in rust, David Tracy…

I am very concerned about one option here.

“To see if I can win...”

“I played a video game today...”

“Trembler coils just kicked in, yo!”

Is your car smarter than a horse? No, no it is not. 

*swaps out out Toyota badges for Land Rover badges JIC*

Sorry, let me rephrase: go eat a bag of dicks, you hungry, hungry dick hippo.

EMINENT BROMAIN!

“we need your Land Rover”