“Just this morning, the company began offering membership to its metaverse “Alphas Club,””

Sounds like its not the price of gas thats the problem, its the gross profiteering from companies under the guise of “boy that inflation is a killer eh? We’ll all get through this...together.”

But... why? It’s not like the technology for actually-self-driving cars is even within a decade of being viable.

I strongly suspect that any paperwork regarding Mr. Ostapchuk will go missing in very short order.

“Russian ship. Go fuck yourself!”

I played every Halo game up until about 10 years ago. It was quite popular in my circle. Watching that preview made me realize that I payed zero attention to the entire franchise storyline because I have no clue if any of it tracks at all. It was just an easy to digest shooter that we could play online together.

If it was a junky old Jeep, we would have proof that David colonized another planet!

Whoever greenlight the first trailer without classic Halo music should be fired.

I’m sure the downloaded ancient file, had all the patches to make it work right...

“License and registration, please. Umm, Mr. Tracy, do you know why I flipped you over today?”

Not unnecessary, they retained a customer they would have otherwise likely lost. That is 100% worth it when they will probably lose nothing in this transaction and re-gain public trust.

Jay Leno doesn’t do what Jay Leno does for Jay Leno. Jay Leno does what Jay Leno does because Jay Leno is Jay Leno. 

hopefully they fix those damn toy helicopter mission in San Andreas

Soviet raccoons attempting to reclaim lost property.

Thanks, I am now ordering a hat.  $38, you fucker...but no way can I pass up a Trash Pandas hat knowing this exists.  

Hunt for Red Bilge Pump

In Soviet Russia, bilge pumps you!

No kidding. Aside from having balls of steel while driving, he got out of that van prepared to do violence.

The criminals are lucky they got away unscathed. Did you see the way Prinsloo—a former member of the South African Police Service (SAPS) Task Force—grabbed his weapon, dismounted, and went after them?