I’ll pass on calling dibs. Few things are more humiliating than being underwater on a Hyundai.

v64

This is what's it's like  when doves cry

I hear the white ones do quite well. 

How is it in low-speed highway chases?

I don’t know. The e-mail is incredibly boring and careful in how it says things, like it was run past the in-house counsel first. 

They’re just putting the ‘car’ in ‘carbs’ is all!

Unrealistic body expectations for Pikachus everywhere

‘Member when pikachus were fat? Now each year, they seem to get skinnier and skinnier.

I call bullshit. It obvious what’s really happening.

The way I see it, if you’re gonna turn a robot that shreds tires into a car, why not do it with some style?

Those goddamn dogs, they will stop at nothing to bring down innocent cat lovers!

Space: Above and Beyond was a favorite of mine. 

There’s only one way to settle this case: Dance Off.

David,

What’s the point of any motorsport?

My latest bloodwork did show quite a bit of iron...

Ford Bronco factory circa Spring 2020: