As a Chrysler product from the '90s, it's going to be really easy to find a ZJ that needs a new transmission anyway.

Harvey Bird Lawyer?

I altered it and my lawyer said it’s ok as long as its not the original. My guy may be the best bird law lawyer but he knows other stuff too!

Shh...don’t give away the ending for everyone else. 

I see you want to save time and ban everyone in one go. Clever.

Transformers taught me that this is the future:

Can’t fool us.  I SEE the Citroen logo!

FINALLY I can use the M104 (Heavy Assault Bridge) endorsement on my military driver’s license for something on the civilian side!

Ouch. That Hertz.

only used as a champagne cooler

Not a Canyonero?

Some people watch pimple popping. David Tracy watches rusted out frame restorations.

What a snoozefest. Somebody wake me when they put one in a Pacifica

I’d pay good money to see that.  

Western Australia Criminal Code

Truly a madman. Where can I sign up to be your #2? I’ll provide my own eye patch.

COTD right there

Unsinkable at any speed