Clicked for the Duke reference, was not disappointed.

The XBOX Duke was bigger.

Oh, this Crash was all over the place at E3. He was shouting at the guests waiting (for 3+ hours) to try the Borderlands 3 demo.

Wow he really crashed the party

Filed to: TORCHLOPNIK

Love the orange F&F replica Mk IV. Tugs on all the right nostalgia strings. Who’s down to cruise by the beach, get tacos, and listen to Vin Diesel say “family” thirty-seven times in the same monologue?

Whoah. This is not at all what I was expecting, but I’m into it.

I saw it coming and I was still surprised when it showed up. Horizon is doing some cool stuff with toy companies.

I wanted a good Hot Wheels game and so they added Hot Wheels to Horizon 3. I’ve wanted another LEGO racing game since LEGO Racers for the N64 and that one Flash game where you drive as a RC car in a LEGO…

Chrome orange so it reflects into their windows.

Dude, I think you just found a way to solve all the problems

Get the car wrapped in neon orange. Never de-escalate.

Somebody in Philadelphia has a problem with the color orange? I know a guy.

Baby Raptor Do do do do do do......

I’m just here for the girdle of masculinity/femininity.

Or this horrible shit:

Or the fake bullet hole stickers. It just screams, “I went all out in the Autozone accessories aisle and have terrible taste.”

And the black “scar” lines over one headlight.

Are they trying to say it’s unsafe at any speed?