I am reminded of this xkcd from nearly a decade ago (!!!)

Maybe Sam becomes rat and starts to take care of teenaged turtle mutants. :)

I hear these games are still all the rage

Take another star you magnificent bastard... 

Well, it definitely wasn’t these two who gave the tip:

Personally, it's time for some Die Hard Vendetta DLC, presumably with a pack called "EAT IT, HARVEY!"

Next they need Knight Rider.

There is already a Delorean Time Machine small DLC for the game. I don’t think it’s weird to have Ghostbusters. I would even suggest they make Jurassic Park related items but they just made a whole game about that instead. lol

Skooma should be legalized. Just saying.

Not one, two. TWO running board steps to get you aboard.

I... I can’t believe I’m saying this...
This needs to get sandblasted and rusted over.
Like, all over.

Lean into the maximum madness.

Solid B-cup right there!

Freedom 1, Terrorists 0

Oh my god, grenading the Warthog in to the stratosphere was the best part of Halo 1, and also an extremely quick method of traversing the maps.

“You know what this will actually do? It will make us charge more than we actually want for the items in order to make up the difference. I would love to know how this helps players at all.”

This is better fan fiction than most!

Fred: You know Suzy, no one loves you like I do.

On the plus side, they are closer to being apprehended than they appear.

I guess it’s a career they could see themselves doing.