So, in this week’s episode of “Two Things Can Be True at the Same Damn Time”, her parents sound kinda toxic and I express my empathy towards Rachel. HOWEVER, she’s a fucking fraud and, while it is gross how her parents outed her, this is one of those situations where she needed to be exposed because she, essentially,…

I fixed him up with a frenemy. I figured that if their baby carried his genes nursing would be a hella experience for her.

“we’re trying to have a goddam society here” — I love this so much.

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…

I still can’t believe the backlash that she got for taking off her shirt.

Yeah, but this is Hawaii. Not Montana. So, regardless of the actual numbers of Asian Americans in the US and how they relate to Hollywood representation, THIS STATE is very Asian. If this story took place in, say, Montana, there would be no discussion. But alas! Not the case.

The story about the cancer-free anniversary “date” is one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever read. That’s some Ralph Wiggum/Lisa Simpson shit right there.

Right before she starts dragging her uterus across the carpet.

gravity always wins.

Is this supposed to be some sort of adoring gaze? My dog looks at me like this when I put him in the bathtub.

I had to do that with my only brother. It’s hard, but worth it. I told him I couldn’t have a relationship with him anymore. I explained why, and then I asked him to never contact me again. So far, so good. He recently had a baby and married and it was hard because I wished I could get that newborn girl out of there…

I can totally relate! I have a toxic sibling and I have cut most ties with him. He was constantly berating me and making me feel badly about myself. Last October I was giving him a ride home and he just laid into me. Telling me that I was pathetic and that he felt sorry for how I would never be brave enough to live…

Are you my mom perhaps? Cuz that’s some next level martyr shit right there. I do get what you mean. I do. It’s hard to be a single parent and provide in all the ways kids need it. But there is a difference between being drained and trying to actively balance everything that needs done and take care of your mental…

“My criticial inner voice is my mother.”

What? No. There’s no indication here of mental illness. Jumping to “oh they must be crazy” isn’t helpful, it buys into the stigma that any awful or shitty or violent behavior comes from a mental illness when in fact the mentally ill are no more likely to be violent than the general population (but far more likely to…

I did my internship at a state-run forensic hospital (felons who were considered insane but were guilty of their crimes). Please understand that there are people who are just awful - not mentally imbalanced, not burdened with a mental disease - just 100% shitty.

She also cut off some hair, smeared makeup and stole shoes off the dead body

Oh my GOD. I had to pause it at “evolved to form our own pond in our own bodies,” I was laughing so hard.

Holy Hell.