Really? That just seems tasteless and out of place to me.

Nope.

Believe it or not, it doesn’t actually have to be a competition. She looked beautiful, many other women also looked beautiful. The end.

I like a lot of stuff about Christianity, but Christians are really starting to annoy me.

#NotAllSecludedAreas

Yeah, that’s exactly what I said. What I said was that she was fucking the father of her friend, who was twice her age, and probably knew the mother as well, so yes, she gets a side eye from me for that shit. Does that mean I think she deserves the stalker crap? Of course not. But hey, go ahead and pretend that I do.

Honestly when you first meet people like this they seem totally normal and they groom girls and women for this exact thing. We all make bad decisions at 19 but no one deserves this behavior EVER.

Or call their mom (I have gotten rid of a stalker this way.)

Do you understand that you love me?

He thinks he’s loving, moral and kind? The guy who cheated in his wife with a teenager and abused the hell out of her? Wow. That is some serious delusion.

On the bright side, it's Great Falls. No one cares what happens in Great Falls. And Butte and Billings do stupid shit, too. Missoula is just too stoned to care.

Still applicable.

And, like, the WHOLE POINT is that if you have to be extraordinary in order to get paid the same as mediocre white men, THAT’S UNFAIR.

I was once sat at a table of women during a business development seminar-y thing and every single one of us believed that we were fundamentally not that good at anything and we’d only achieved the things we had due to luck. I was really shocked by how little faith the women had in themselves... but I felt the exact…

I think I’ve spent 10% of my academic career puncturing humblebrags. My favorite thing to do is to act like what the person said truly is sad and terrible.

I like the specificity of it. “Photoshoot model.”
It’s like saying “meat butcher” or “tooth dentist.”

This is where I am. You hit a certain age/level of self awareness and you realize “I’m pretty good at some stuff, I’m vaguely competent at most stuff, I’m laughably bad at a few stuffs. Like it’s GD hilarious how bad I am.” Once you embrace the general idea of “I’m just going to be over here doing me”, I feel like you…

How about some well-placed self deprecation to divert attention from your actual faults? Like when you go, “Oh my God, I haven’t gotten my eyebrows waxed in three weeks, I look like a caveman” to distract everybody from the fact that you haven’t showered in a week and a half?

What is called then when I constantly post about how many Netflix marathons I managed to squeeze in during the weekend while also not showering/removing my sweatpants? Anti-bragging? Non-boasting? Or as I call it, “living the fucking dream, baby!!!”

I love most of these, but I have mixed emotions about the apology pizza story. I’m glad in the end she completely apologized, but it was only after she realized she had the card in her own wallet.