Makes sense to me. Toyota Avalon TRD=FWD Japanese Mercury Marauder. 300ish horse in a comfortable old man sedan with mildly revised suspension and neutered capabilities thanks to a soulless automatic transmission. 

I may need to relocate a few things in my car now that I think about it damnit. Keeping a sword and a breaker bar in the passenger seat probably doesn’t look good, especially not with a bloody shirt that has a high school logo on it in the trunk

Personal suggestion: find a Volvo Amazon, from the 1950’s/1960’s, and swap a newer Volvo drivetrain into it for a better daily

Damn, that is a clean Mustang II. That I might actually cough up their asking price for.

I like it, but the thing is still an early 2000’s Jaguar. Reluctant, automatic CP

Are front mid engine cars actually mid engined?

So I was mildly wrong. More an issue of the pseudonym becoming better known than his real name than an racism issue as Oak implied

Nice price, as it would cost more than the asking to buy one of these and do all the mods. 

Stan Lee actually didn’t change his name to cope with an Anglophile society. He used Stan Lee because originally he wanted to save his name for “The Great American Novel” he hoped to write one day. Once his work really took off, he changed it so he would keep credit for his work

Of course it’s from Florida... NP nontheless, as it has a certain je ne sais quoi feeling about it

More evidence this thing is gonna be a Cadillac and not a Corvette. That kind of price tag for a mid engined Cadillac makes more sense than for a Corvette. I just hope they don’t call it an XLR again

Sounds like Florida’s cops drive like the rest of Florida. Only difference is, they all have Chargers instead of Mustangs

It doesn’t get really interesting until you fuck up the quantities and find yourself temporarily paralyzed from the waist down

Still would have half a Kia cluttering up junk, so it would be an even number

I was looking for the NPCP button before I realized that’s not what it was. Still, major CP

Postal is half a Jeep though David. Come on, we know you’re smarter than that

Fuck off, you’re in the wrong place for politics. 

Nah, it needs to be a Lincoln Continental. Harken back to the old days when they came with V12’s and were the shit

Holy shit how was this NOT a David Tracy article

Ordinarily I would too, but SUV kinda deal that wasn’t complaining about their existence