I saw the title and went “there’s no way this isn’t David”. Was not disappointed

Please don’t post this cancer again

The high pitched screech of steel hitting pavement, followed by CRACK and then THUNK. 

That’s close to the “done” price for me, 8k. 

I actually considered voting NP before I saw it still needed work. For that kind of money, everything has to be working properly for me even look

I am sort of part, I was there for the autocross in September. Lots of laughs at my ass sliding all over on my street tires

David, if you look back in the past you’ll see that I usually support your efforts, especially the ones that abhor folks with some common sense. This Jeep is where I draw the line. It’s a pile of dust held together by paint. I am going to have to request you repent and return to your roots. Go build an XJ. 

Yep. If you see a white Marquis with dark windows that is loud AF and has Florida plates, you found me

I was the guy nobody would ride with. I would smoke tires out of the parking lot from school every day, I killed 2 cars beyond repair, and was getting pulled over for doing 74 in a 45 consistently.

That is a beautiful use of a Mustang II

Crack pipe. Only reason I would pay that much is if it had forced induction of some sort on that Windsor mill

He doesn’t appreciate some 4 letter words, based on the condition of his vehicles and a suspicious lack of complaints from a girlfriend

Don’t worry man, I have seen much sketchier than yours

Working on other cars and getting detention for telling teachers to “fuck off” was my recovery mechanism after my car wreck. I apparently set a county record in the process, as I pole vaulted out of a ditch off the front end and rolled it 80 feet and 5 full revolutions before it came to a stop. Somehow didn’t hit a…

If you look at the bombs, each was built to look like a bomb without actually being a bomb. The packaging had the wrong amount of postage stamps for what it was and where it was going, and never got post marked (ergo, never went through the post office). Already something fishy here since supposedly it was all the…

Crown Vic. They’re just too much fun

No, I don’t agree. Then again, y’all would say I do because I think we should consolidate power and impose longer single term limits so that politicians think about what’s good for the people instead of their coffers and reelection. 

I don’t think he did it, they’re just fingering him because people won’t question it. 

I’m just going to call this now and say that this is part of a “false flag” operation being run as a last ditch effort to influence the mid terms. Timing’s all wrong, too many inconsistent details. 

You had me worried you were going to change your ways, then I read the last couple lines and had a warm feeling about seeing “David Tracy” as the author of an article once more.