You have managed to Rob me of another good pun

Kennedy these puns get any worse?

Reluctant CP. I would love a Lincoln Town Car station wagon, but A), they used a “jellybean” Lincoln, which automatically is a CP due to how fucking ugly they are; B), they used a Caprice long roof to do the job, it’s done more often and slightly less awkwardly using Taurus or Sable sheet metal; C), $7500 is just a…

My dad had a 2010 Honda Oddessy. I hated it out of principle, it was boring and slow and I had a strong distaste for driving it when I had to (more frequently than I will admit, due to a string of vehicles with varying purposes being mine. Thunderbird couldn’t daily, 4Runner was the towing car, and the Buick would…

I so, so wanted to give this a NP for being so clean... but then I saw it had a 400ci SBC. Automatic CP at this price, as it’s too expensive to justify a 383 swap. 

You must be from the south then, as that’s the only place I have seen asking prices anywhere near that

Best part is 16K is still overpriced for a Marauder

Oh I know. It’s why I own a Marquis

I agree on the Explorers. Fuck the fucking motherfuckers who fucking buy those fucking fuckers. The Vics, we buy cause they’re a cheap way to get into a V8 car. That’s it. 

Probably was throwing a P4944 code then. 

I dunno. What’s the code for walnuts?

Got 3 for you. In 2016, I was 16 years old, had a good $700 in my pocket, and wanted something “cool”. I almost bought a 1977 Mustang II with a 302 that ran and drove for $300 before I found out there was no title. Looking back now, I know that I could have taken the bill of sale for the car, “bought” the engine from…

You lucky fucker.

The cars I’ll never forget? This is going to be fun.

Could always try giving people the benefit of the doubt instead of lumping them all together under a stereotype, like certain cunts here.

I did

I am nine fives of sure he was talking bout all the equipment cops have, not the cop’s weight. 

1947 Mercury 114. My great grandad had one, only car I associate with him (despite his also owning 2 1950 Fords, a 1955 Oldsmobile, and a 1960 Jaguar sedan in the time frame between when he sold his last car and when I start to remember things). Wish he still had some function in his lower legs.

Welll......

God damnit man, take your star