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Impala SS exhaust tips?

Mine:

I own a 2010 Grand Marquis with an HPP exhaust and and 21mm HPP rear sway bar, with a CVPI air intake (all junkyard parts). I should hope so

Personal note: the Crown Vic can make north of 26mpg on the highway. Some owners on the CVN have reported mileage as high as 29mpg. However, I will suggest something even better than a CVPI: a 2003-2005 Mercury Grand Marquis LSE with the Handling and Performance Package (HPP). They handle better than the CVPI, and are…

No, but I would be stripping out the interior and preparing the engine for some insane boost anyways. 

Nah, he is preparing us for Mack’s Lincoln, at the Grand price of only $6000

I voted NP because forced induction thunderbirds are rare, plus I like the color

THANK YOU. I love old cars as much as the next person, but stock or mostly stock Tri Five Chevys are boring at this point, just like the big, blinged out SUV’s I used to get excited over because they used to be different and unique. I would rather see anything else (except a Camry, Corvette, Camaro, or Fox Body) at a…

As someone who has daily driven cars ranging from 1966 to 2010, I would like to say that the maintenance is not a problem I consider in reliability (unless it involves pulling the whole damn engine to change the oil or some shit). For overall reliability, my Grand Marquis is the most reliable car I have dailied. If I…

I will be highly surprised if this doesn’t make it onto the list post I suspect is coming

I mean, yeah, I did blow out a tire, pole vault out of a ditch off the front end, and roll 80 feet and 5 times through a thicket, but still. Not much I could do to prevent that one beyond not being a dumbass

Buckle up, ladies and gents, cause boy have I got a story for you. It’s really the story of a car more than the story of the dumb way(s) I broke it, but it will be brief, yet tedious, and highly entertaining.

3k for a Maxima? Nope

Randall Gremlins turn 11’s almost stock. It has potential, just like the mustang. 

Ever seen a 401 Gremlin X? Think someone had one turning 11’s in the quarter. 

The Gremlin gas cap with the lock was the later one, as Gremlin gas caps became popular to steal. They actually edged out hub caps for most stolen car part after the car was introduced. In response, AMC made it so you could lock your gas cap. 

Drivers who pay attention and follow (most) of the laws of the road, like using turn signals and not driving so slow as to be a hazard. 

And Willy’s spake thus to David: “David, you must drive the infidel off a cliff, for 72 rust free Jeeps will be waiting for you in heaven, waiting for you to wrench upon them and make them worthy of the Jeep name.” David then Willy’s words to heart, and did away with the infidel Alero he had erred and wrenched on.…

Best mod I have ever done was put a Police Interceptor air intake on my Grand Marquis. Car pepped up instantly