Awww!

$9900 worth of 390 horsepower, loaded Jaguar S type. Bright blue please.

The pegs don’t break, thay are just too short to do any good.

Just to bear up your point about social activity, I was fortunate enough to grow up in the best neighbourhood of a good sized town. I can remember as a child that Saturday and Sunday afternoons I regularly saw my friends’ fathers in groups of two or three fiddling with their cars together. This would have been in the…

Maybe there’s a “stick shift window”, like the language one. Parenting tip, put those babies in a daycare full of foreigners!

Strap it on the roof.

But the health care is free! *

Yes, 8000 pounds of trailer and horses here. Excursion it is.

Carpocalypse coming.

Three or four shoeboxes is pretty doable though.

YOU want her stroller, a two year old can walk.

What is the trunk for?

Every girl and boy on every farm in Europe and North America can drive a manual transmission before puberty. Sheesh.

Everyone forgets the Guanaco...

No, it doesn’t. It also doesn’t seem fair to me that our author speaks as though traffic tickets are unrelated to behaviour. In this case he was, again, driving after his license was revoked for not paying his tickets. The evil racist prosecutor reduced the offense to failure to notify of change of address, and $308…

“was hit with another ticket”, because they just fly onto you out of random chance.

Thank you for the pretty song.

Did you know that taxi is one of three  words that means the same in every language?

I’m as white as the Matterhorn and they pass me by too. Taxis are legally required to pick up the first hailer they see. The hell with them.

“Unlimited” number? When medallions started in 1937, there were fewer than 12,000 in the original issue and not a single one was added until 1996.