“I’m the trustee for my cousin.”

“Oh, I’m sorry, I thought you could make a decision, I’ll go see your manager, what is his name?”

And yet her several other cars were high priced. The days of knowledge gaps are gone, with so much information. The only person in these transactions who has secret knowledge is the seller, who has plenty of experience with this particular car. The buyer takes the risk of something bad the seller knows. If he gets…

Who could forget Rose 2nd of Aberlone?

Nothing at all about the car itself makes it a target, its owners do. Despite movie fantasies, most cars are stolen from poor people who leave the keys in them. A twenty year old Accord is probably the most commonly owned car in neighborhoods with bars on the windows.

Thank you for a non political article.

“Finish me right off.”

Wagoneerokee!

Hey, those doors be jammin’!

I too am elsewhere, down south.

Not God- because Dillinger.

Oh lord it is in the winch spot!!!

That would be a committed leaf blower.

I believe it, no doubt of the winner in a head to head confrontation. One of mine wore out two people chasing that tennis ball. She also trapped a raccoon on top of a fence post all night and all day. Indefatigable.

It happened inside their house. How are you going to catch it first?

I’m rich by most standards and as white as a glacier, this slug deserves whatever hell we can provide.

I’ll see your Jack Russell and raise you...

Already own a Mercedes or Lexus- I’ll bet a title from the scrapyard would do that.

If you don’t stand up, how will you be able to pull your bag out of the overhead bin and smack your seated fellow passengers with it?