It’s mainly the blank eyes, I think, but the brows aren’t helping. They are GANKED. I hope she winds up in a minimum-security prison with Internet access. That girl needs Millihelen tips. Badly.

I really don’t see that as passive aggressive. “I’m sorry, I didn’t hear you.” Ok. You’re sorry - legit apology. That’s normal. Also, you didn’t hear the person. That’s a statement of fact and lets them know that it was unintentional. That’s cool and a normal thing to say and makes sense. “You don’t have to yell”…

kryton from red dwarf

I would decorate the inside of my mansion to look like a Star Trek ship, give the staff the choice of Star Trek uniforms or maid outfits, and force everyone who dropped by to address me as captain.

I am team Brooke’s Mom. She apologized for her daughter’s behavior, returned as a customer, and Tyrone still says horrible things about her in his OP just bc he is angry with her daughter. “Schizophrenic vagina”? Fuck you, Tyrone.

The other day, my boyfriend and I were at a cafe getting breakfast, and a group of young boys (about 12 or so) walked in, and I thought to myself, “It’s so strange that a group of incredibly small, adult men would all go get breakfast together” before ever registering that they were kids. That line of thinking, I…

I WILL EAT ALL YOUR ONIONS AND BELL PEPPERS, HEATHEN SAVAGES

I’m not sure how much of a travel preventative food is. The truth is, most of us can’t afford it. It isn’t like we can just hop on a train and be in France.

Heck, never mind the food - you are definitely allowed to prefer the child who doesn’t hit.

Almost every parent I know started out saying “My kid will NOT be picky! I’m not going to cater to it and my child will eat EVERYTHING.” Fast forward a number of years and they usually say “I was so naive!”

How to win this... Buy an economy size bag of chicken nuggets and call it a day. My kid basically didn’t die because of chicken nuggets... And I totally didn’t leave him on the side of the road with a sign that says ‘I won’t eat any of the amazing food my parents cook for me cause i’m a jerk’ His dad is a chef by the…

I was going to give this guy the benefit of the doubt that he was bad at customer relations and was calling out ugly behavior by a bridezilla. Then I looked at his facebook page. He has left a bunch of 1 star reviews on tons of Muslim run places of businesses and written racist garbage about them. Fuck this guy.

Yeah, but calling someone out on their wedding bullshit is, like, the best friend’s job, not the photographer who’s being paid probably a lot of money to be there.

False. You have tons of options, and this is just North Korea! If you’re a soulless Westerner, imagine the possibilities.

I want to see a judge reference Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Accidental racism is the most frustrating thing about Whiteness to me. I feel like White people are so much more concerned with appearing (to themselves as much as to the world) not to be racist than with actually not BEING racist that it’s impossible for them to cop to it when it happens on accident. Like, how bad…

I do this, but substitute “Martha Stewart” for “Alton Brown” or “Cooks Illustrated” in the search term.

I do the same, except I usually try “Alton Brown” first. If not Alton or Martha, then Julia Child usually has me covered. If it’s a traditional or comfort food recipe then I know one of them has it, and that their version should be perfect.