Once it go to the sister buying a basically a wedding dress, that pings my fake-o-meter.

The actress who played Kimmy, as of a couple years ago, was enjoying a career in college admissions... So...

I used to think a certain song went like this: “I try to say goodbye and I choke, I try to walk away and I stumble, though I try to hide it, it’s clear, I wore gogos when you were not here.”

There was a whole cheese regulation fiasco related to that - the wood vs plastic thing. I can’t remember if it was national or if it was smaller scale. But yeah they wanted to ban cheese aging on wooden boards and force plastic cause it seemed safer. SEEMED.

Yeah being unable to feel your hands while working with your hands is confusing and sort of unsafe.

Ugh I want to crush this man under my thumb, god.

First day of class last semester. Decided to talk to the professor afterwards because if he was going to run the class the way he did that day for the rest of the semester I was going to have to excuse myself and drop. Instead anxiety got the best of me and I got onto like a 10 minute spiel about racism and then…

I misread their name and saw “Qualitest” as “Qualitiest”.

MAYBE I would do an engagement shoot if we had the means to do some sort of elaborate cosplay...

Apparently that’s not stopping him from going to more tiny cc campuses in Iowa. I just got an email... He’s coming here next week. To my tiny campus. A campus so small its literally two hallways and the building is locked on Sundays. The library is a single room with no freestanding shelves just encyclopedias and some…

I sorta hoped this was going to be an article about puking etiquette around the world... But this is good too.

Excuse me while I miss the point, but that is a lovely baby name though. Carolyn Rose Brown sounds like fucking poet.

Yeah. My mom died at 55 (I was 21), my girlfriend’s dad died at 40 (she was 7), my best friend’s mom died at 32 (she was 4). None of our parents had us outside of very normal range for children but cancer don’t give a fuck.

Nothing says 2005 quite like a small blazer

I’d read this book

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OK, someone needs to paint me a picture of how and why that extensive locker room song and dance that doesn’t even include the main character got put in Teen Witch. Like who, who made this decision, how? How did they justify it? Why, why that song, why all of it!

Yeah you don’t just “end up” stabbing someone 24.

Me, my girlfriend, and my friend went to a haunted house park last weekend. The attractions were all mild, which is fine for us. Just jump scares, and we scream and run and it was great fun. Except for the house that decided it’s trope was ‘scary hillbillies’. The only tool the actors decided to use against us was to…