Yeah I don’t see it as a bad thing. I prefer sensitive people to those who sit through movies of horrible violence against women and laugh.

Burdock’s Blood Bitters makes Your Murder Baby Strong! Buy Burdock’s!

It was the first and clearest example in my young life of how circumstances can outweigh your best efforts

Bobby Newport never had a REAL volcano... in his life.

Apparently you walk down the street with all the stalls and stuff during the halloween tourist season until a young cute guy offers to do an ancestor reading for you for free (the ancestors recommend you become a model) and then you hang out with him an his brother and drink some wine, impress them with your…

Wowowowow. I never heard of this guy until my best friend called me today and told me how he met (among others) Christian Day at a party of Salem elite LITERALLY LAST NIGHT. he got taken to this party by this guy he wanted to make out with and the guy’s brother (a voodoo priest, I think) WHO USED TO DATE CHRISTIAN…

all I can think is reassuring ghost child wanted to try light up shoes :)

The card: was it The Tower?

As someone who enjoys some modern pagan and witchcraft circles the number one advice I’ve read from chill trustworthy people who aren’t too into ‘woo’, is if a ghost or whatever is fucking with your space, tell it in no uncertain terms to fuck right off and leave you the hell alone. You did right.

This has happened to me a couple times in my life. They say auditory hallucinations are the most common. I wonder if hearing your name right in your ear this is a like ‘a thing’.

Once my girlfriend looked my directly in eyes and just “left side” and then blood came pouring out her left nostril. nosebleeds are weird.

my girlfriend literally just came out of the other room and asked me if anything was wrong because this was playing.

My life, for a while, went like this “La Cava Mexican Restaurant how can I help you?”

they almost make me want to curse less.

Hemming everything was how I learned to sew. I’m a fully grown 5’ tall woman.

I’ve never bought target tights that fit right. For some stupid reason I keep trying because they’re cheap and I always seem to be in a target, but it’s never worked out.

I’ve never bought target tights that fit right. For some stupid reason I keep trying because they’re cheap and I…

Some people will laud my fiancee’s name as being so beautiful, and some kids made fun of her, and no one can spell it (especially my grandparents). She used a shortening for a long time.

At boarding school I knew a set of twins who were half-Korean and half-Irish, and their parents gave them each two names. In the U.S. one went by his Korean name and one by his Irish, because one of the Korean names and one of the Irish names sounded embarrassing when they were in America. It was confusing enough I…

This is good new because I pretty much thought Kel was dead...

I mean... couch is spelled correctly :\