Well spreading solutions to a diseased passed by things like sex and drug use just CONDONES sex and drug use, don’t you know that you fool?? :|

I should have never watched Marble Hornets, because I don’t even think ‘haha so where’s the ghost’ I just inspect background scenery looking for slenderman like a chump.

ok but the second girl down is awesome cause she did the weird clown make up and then ate cake with her bare hand and didn’t even show us how to blend it. She’s just like, look fools, look at this.

My fiancee is an animal control officer, and I spend a lot of time at the shelter, being with animals, and hearing her stories.

Yep I teared up at the preview and am never going to see this movie. My mom died of cancer and all terminal illness movies have been in the 100% no zone since. Maybe in like 10 years?

Ok so all the “ha-ha ropes look frayed, ha-ha how’s your insurance” jokes are much less funny now, ARENT THEY VIDEO-TAKING MAN?

So I care a lot less about the word toxins than I do about what he’s trying to tell us with these photos IE that he is a gross ableist bigot towards autistic children.

so what your telling me is there is free style horse dancing and the little girl inside of me who used to have a bedroom covered in horse figurines just came screaming back to life.

god bless

There is some joke in here with everyone bloodied and cast about at a wedding and Rec 3 but I’m too lazy to find a gif...

If she hadn’t said anything I wouldn’t have thought it looked like anything but a seam, and I bet that is the same for her guests. They probably moved the flowers just to see what the fuss was about and her vaginal shame goggles made it seem like EvErYONE WAS LAUGHING AT THE DIrty CAKE! DIRTY CAKE DIRTY CAKE! HAHAHA!

I have to admit if I had a baby and one of my friends gave me this cake I’d laugh my ass off.

I love Sarah Waters (when teen me found Tipping the Velvet I literally read it in one night), and I loved Oldboy, but didn’t the BBC do a miniseries or something of Fingersmith already?

You’re fine. As long as you don’t assault anyone over caramel, drink whatever you want. Let the people who care way too much about the preferences others wear themselves out.

First thought in my mind re: Jessica’s story

“I like you. You’re not as mean as other lesbians.”

“You’re so fast for someone of your size”

Oh god friend ones are the worst. I changed in front of a friend for the first time and she said, so cheerfully, “You dress really well, you don’t look that fat with your clothes on!”

Really the headline is “woman put through demeaning and dehumanizing legal hassle over safe and lawful personal decisions, continues to breastfeed in private”

So Andrew “Trail of Tears” Jackson remains on our money :|