Man I fucking love Wait Wait and Kim was super adorable and pleasant. She was like “haha yeah I’m not naming my next kid south stop.” I was into it. People need to relaaaaxxx...

This is where I have lived my entire life, and it’s been a big deal here so, me and all of my friends have been reading about this a LOT: this guy’s facebook page is covered in stuff about second amendment rights, pictures of him and his wife at with their guns at Costco (which he took her last name BTW if you want to…

My mother-in-law is from the Philippines and this is what she does, and her rice is always better than ours.

“I don’t care about gender and race” when your gender and race are treated as the default, of COURSE you don’t.

Am I correct in my understanding that the flamingo is named Conchita and the duck is named Pepe?

I’d star this a hundred times if I could.

I want more details on the fake therapist thing, if only so we can all debate the legality of it. Because that is fuuuuucked uuuuup.

I still have my very used copy of A Vindication of the Rights of Women from high school. Mary Wollstonecraft was a friend of the Quakers, and most of us teen aged feminists at my Quaker boarding school were quite taken with her, and she was taught a lot in our school. This is going on my reading list!

I mean, in regards to my writing and academics, I try not to give a fuck if I’m likable and say what I feel needs to be said, and stand up for myself because if someone doesn’t like after that, do I really WANT them to?

Home town... pride??

It was like, what do you do when a smug teen boy starts sending you selfies and a weird video of him pissing?

Not me but my girlfriend. Apparently some rather popular teenager used to have my gf’s number, or currently has a number very similar, and she get’s texts and what not from strange teens a lot. So she was once invited to the group chat of a bunch of girls discussing the team name and design for the t-shirt for their…

oh. my. god. When I was 16 I was one of my school’s reps for the Governor’s conference. 9 years ago there was nothing so exciting as a drag performance though! Just a lot of really over achieving gay kids. It was my heaven. Fuck this guy so fucking hard. I’m probably going to write a letter...

I watched all of Neon Genesis Evangelion + movies in like 3 days because the only way I could afford anime when I was a teen was 3 day VHS rentals from a comic book store. Fucked 13 yo me WAY up.

I. FUCKING. STILL. FEEL ANGER RAGE. AT HOW ANNOYING. MANDY WAS.

I’d bet SOO much money those girls were holding blank whiteboards...

you also wouldn’t believe the number of people who apparently shit in dressing rooms. The world around us is just covered in poop!

If she wanted to wear me as shoes I’d let her, tbh.

Weird, but do it anyway.

Yeah when I served people usually didn’t even bother touching the customer receipt just filled out the merchant copy (or of course the take the copy the signed and leave the blank one, just to fucking ruin your life). I guess I just come from a perspective of a very tight budget and I keep very specific track of my…