Tiger really has to be careful around a hot mic.

“Double Bird?!?”

To be fair, this whole incident escalated due to a few missed periods.

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

Also abandoned: commas.

“Sad, failing Lebron James should worry less about getting invited to the White House (a great honor!) and more about winning games! Loser!”

I enjoyed his show, greatly respect Mr Rogers and think that the world would be a better place if more people followed his example and died in 2003.

Lake Michigan is technically only about 15,000 years old or whenever the last ice age retreated. Prior to that, the body of water was called Lake Chicago. Prior to that the great lakes were more like a great lake. Well, it probably wasn’t called anything, but geologist, hydrologist, hydrogeologists and some other…

Isaiah Thomas shouldn’t have started his rehab with this drill.

Doesn’t Matter.

That top image makes it look like he’s forcing Jeff Bezos to smell his belly button.

Godspeed, Ed. Here’s hoping you and Mrs. Ed are having a swell time.

The instagram photo at the end made me laugh very loudly in my office. The story was this weird nightmare scenario where I kept wondering who would act in such a fashion and then the fountain. Bra-fucking-vo.

I always thought there was a dishonesty behind all the comments here that were essentially ‘fuck barstool except for PFT’ as if he was kidnapped into working there.

The “Wade Boggs Challenge” is not for everyone.

Kuwaitus interruptus!

Wait, no, that dude’s totally a public figure. I wasn’t anywhere near the Chicago public school system in the ‘90s and even I’d heard of Bittenbinder prior to this special.

He was the host of a television show in the 90's (Tough Target), another that aired on PBS (Street Smarts), appeared on multiple talk shows and was also parodied on Mr. Show. I think he’s arguably a public figure.

I’m wondering how far the hosts have already extended into “real” society. We know that Ford has the capacity to hide hosts in plain sight among real people (Bernard in S1). We’ve now seen in S2 that hosts have been deployed in the real world for various functions. Where does it end? Are Delos replacing real…

The Knights are why I think the Caps finally beat the Penguins this year. Our destiny is to finally get past the 2nd round, and then the conference finals, just so we can lose in the finals to a first year expansion team that was put together by our former GM.