I checked all the porn this weekend, did not see him.

Most kids are monsters, that's why we don't let them vote or drive or own flamethrowers. Developing a sense of empathy is part of the process of growing up.

I would bet all the money that AB’s thought process is “I’m gonna add my lawyer to this cnversation - now it’s attorney-client privledge.”

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Even the bull turns around like “holy shit, did you guys see that?”

The crowd really went cuckoo for Coco Gauff.

The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.

Everyone welcome Tony Romo to Deadspin!

Someone who represents 10% of my ideology is preferable to a candidate that represents 0%. 2020 is not “I want the perfect democratic party” is it “Holy shit we need to get Trump out by any means possible.”

These conversations are good, and for the next year, I hope we have them and we all fight like hell on behalf of the candidate we wish to represent the party.

In the AAF, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The players who were suckered into wasting months of their life, and the owners who will somehow cash out and profit on an obvious disaster. These are their stories.

He was definitely on Fyre.

I spend my days writing about Roombas from the 1950s, teen hackers from the 1980s, and movies that American presidents watched while in office.

Yup! Running every day until the season premiere.

> the couple declined to use The Key’s services a second time for their younger daughter, however.

Udderly ridiculous.  How diary

Dude. He was great. Bernie Kosar did preseason for the Browns for a while and could do the same thing.

I thought he still crushes CHEEZ DOODLEZ into a fine powder... and well, you know the rest.

Air the whole clip, at least. He continued, “That’s why I’m proud of huffing paint thinner and things of that nature, because it’s only a habit, not an addiction.”

Can we get an official update on Drew? You don’t have to get into specifics or anything, just a simple “he is doing better should be back soon” would be nice.