Get everyone $6.67 back. 

Comments like this are why I come here. And then sit. Now who’s a good boy?

So just in women? Damn. Please continue the investigation Mr. Mueller.

We call this the “Atlanta Effect.” 28-3... jesus mother fucking christ. 

This ad just ran before a video post on Deadspin, and I was all like “uh fuck no its NOT the most reliable car!” I guess GM is still shelling out the big blogger bucks to the overlords at Univision. 

You don’t even want to know what he does with BLUEBERRIES.

You left the ‘s’ off ‘scandals’ 

So there’s a Tony Parker on the Hornets? Wait, there’s a ‘Hornets’ again? Man, I need to pay more attention to basketball. 

Is he going to emancipate himself? 

The Dude does not abide this comment. 

Was Zombie Hunter S. Thompson writing for The Guardian at the time?

Actually going to be getting into the evening over there. But it stays light out until 10 or something ridiculous, and I guess they have lights on centre court.

Pete Carroll has officially jumped the shark on motivational tactics.

I wish the reporters would pick up on the hint: Say something once, why say it again?

It’s like a horse in a hospital.

Lowest number of Hispanics and women. At first I thought he got lazy with his speech and decided to not repeat “unemployment among....” But upon further review, sounds about right.

Are you a ghostwriter for his tweets? Or, by God, you’re Trump, lurking in the comments of Deadspin using a Jeb! handle!

Dead on balls accurate.

Guys, lets relax. He was obviously just recreating the view of his favorite fountain in Charleston.

It seems like he entirely gets the joke, and is continuing to play his role in the interview with the Tribune. I mean, other than the weirdest person you’ve ever met, who would tell you that barrel making is an honest profession?