AKA, a dude.

Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.

Man, Carol Channing looks really good for 97!

me too but also fuck you

There, there, Tom.

Some decent creativity here. I can now only imagine what a Bills Super Bowl parade would look like. Thankfully, I’ll be long dead before that happens.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

I’m not a medical expert, but you’re definitely showing the signs of Early Onset 37.

Look, Bobby Flay

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

And in our desperation we turned to a city we didn’t fully understand.

I should have checked no one posted this in the time it took me to look up what year the Prince halftime show was...

Replaying the 2007 show would have killed it.

He had a great opening, he made a fantastic, smooth transition, but he just couldn’t stick the landing.

We were all born again after that dunk.

Chris Cornell can scream louder than your kids, always remember that.

Yeah, I guess Tool is more “progressive rock”

Have a Cigar.

TENTACLES OUT!

Among other reasons...