Is there any worse place to be hungover than IKEA?

Did you fight over fancy chairs vs normal chairs? Because FUCK fancy chairs. They want like 5 or 10 extra dollars per chair for some bullshit nobody is going to notice.

4 rules for wedding planning: short ceremony, good food, good booze, and good music.

Roger Goodell’s Kinja handle is Bull Moose?

The story’s author takes us into the living room of Johnstown resident Pam Schilling, a 60-year-old retiree who is already keyed up to vote for Trump in 2020:

6 games, but it would be reduced to 4 if he rapes someone.

It really pissed off Joe Buck, though.

One thing I really did like about the switch was that you could see plays open up like the QB does. It’s one thing when you see the traditional view and you don’t know what’s happening up field, but this Madden-view allowed viewers to see routes develop. Unless you’re a woman.

You seem like someone who has good takes and is fun at parties. Please DM me your info so I can invite you to my next party.

Race officials reportedly became suspicious when the dogs howled the guitar solo from Comfortably Numb in unison.

If he said “SJW” I would have gotten Bingo.

Long: “I’m playing the entire 2017 NFL season without collecting income”

As are most things in my life

He’d fit in well as a deadspin writer/commenter, as in preseason he took every opportunity to pose next to his buddies

Chris Long seems like a pretty good dude.

Chris Long is good

Donald Trump and Anthony Davis have very little to do with this IMO.

I suppose. But that’s sort of like saying Tom Hanks might be leaning away from reviving Bosom Buddies.

He tried to get Jurgen fired in 2013 for clearing out his dead weight buddies. He quit in a snit to find himself. Then he comes back, can’t play 90 anymore but still plants stories in the press saying Jurgen is making it personal by not building the team around his washed up ass. He was a locker room cancer.

i watch tv to be entertained. i find him entertaining. as i said elsewhere to the HATERS and LOSERS - now that he’s around you’re really seeing who has made a pious cathedral out of a fucking TV game show