He took this long not because Republicans buy sneakers too, but rather because 45s gotta stick together, yo.

And I don’t think they are going to get to the same heights, not even in 50 years.

We share the same hash brown order. I am proud to call you brother (or sister, or whatever, I guess.)

‘Atlanta United Scattered the defenders, Smothered the attackers, and relentlessly Chunked it into the goal!’

I’m pretty sure the whole ‘Pluto: Planet or No?’ debate has led us to where we are today. It used to be that there were basic facts everyone agreed on. My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas. It was easy, there are nine planets, planets are cool, space is cool, we’re all on the same page. There aren’t a…

this is so metta i think some dude just got stabbed with the leg of a table.

This isn’t really fair to the Dolphins. The Bucs will be coming off a bye in week 10 and will have two weeks to prepare.

I going to guess that you rooted for Javert?

I can’t wait for the Stugotz hot takes to come from this.

If you can be completely transparent with your wife beforehand and afterwards, maybe even laugh about the awkwardness of it together, then there’s no problem. If you’d want to start holding back details - even if nothing salacious or inappropriate happened, even if it’s just because you don’t want to go there in…

I say no problem. I also have terrible instincts and my wife would regularly divorce me if she could, but that would free me and she wouldn’t allow me that much pleasure. So my opinion may have variable value.

No no no It’s not catching the vapors IT’S having the vapors! Bless your heart.

Did they even look for the stripper who was wearing it?

In America, we use words like “grit” to describe players who are willing to get dirty and like “captain” for those who will do anything for their teammates.

For me it was the Kenny Lofton mention. He hasn’t even played in a decade.

“If you’ll remember, in the 2002 World Series, Darren was a toddler acting as a bat boy (who thought this was a good idea?) and nearly got run over by J.T. Snow and David Bell as they ran across home plate on a Kenny Lofton triple to deep center”

Try this Free solo:

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

What a coincidence that Kevin Johnson would get hit with a cream pie when usually he’s trying to give one to teenage girls.