Try this Free solo:

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

What a coincidence that Kevin Johnson would get hit with a cream pie when usually he’s trying to give one to teenage girls.

WHAT?!

Colin Kapernick should stick to *watches recent game film* uh actually politics and social media

looked like a sagat tiger knee

It's a fabrication about majors. It was a pun, dummy.

That shirt looks like the kind you’d find at a second hand store.

Well, see, here you go again. And the answer is no. Any objective reading of presidential history puts Obama nowhere near the bottom of that list. There were three truly, unabashedly horrible 20th century presidents: Harding, Hoover, and Nixon. Obama was worse than those guys? No, he was not. I think Carter was worse…

The beautifully simplistic thing about this reaction — and it’s common everywhere and has equally little merit in just as many places — is that it assumes someone who sees Donald Trump as a poor answer to anything must also think Barack Obama is unassailable. I can assure you that isn’t the case with me; I didn’t vote…

You reminded me you left liquid swords off the list. I'm going back to my hole.

Cocksucking Monkey nailed it.

the phrase to her coach after Tom Rinaldi told her she was a 300:1 underdog:

I’ve always been an Eddie Murray Sparkles guy.

I miss UweBollocks

Raysism was always a highlight for me.

Given that the US didn’t NEED to win this Gold Cup to qualify for the 2017 Confederations Cup, I would have liked them to play younger players who might contribute in the next World Cup. Seeing retreads like 33-year old Beckerman (who played terrible today), 32-year old Wondolowski, and even Brad Evans, along with a…

They also considered instituting a ban on hitting women, but they didn't want to go overboard.