I think he’ll be more fun when he is an ex-Prez. Obama is only truly free in moments like this, when he gets to unleash his emotions and speak. The presidency shackles him. And there is NO chance he pulls a Bush II and hides away doing crappy paintings. He’s going to do something, and it will be a blast.

Thanks but no thanks, Lubbock. I’m much better off getting my medical advice from Doc Emrick.

What a legend.

Jesus, who shit in your cornflakes? I'm guessing it was Monaco or PSG.

Attention David Luiz’s mom: better get back on Twitter.

Right hand on pink, left foot on stink.

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Come on man. Put that away. Tim Howard deserved it.

it's the shirt/buttons/chest.

I find this all hard to believe.

Maybe they just can't handle the scope of the request.

Those poor monkeys. I guess they'd know better than anyone else how fucked up Tennessee law is.

Well, technically Eli only has one. He lost the other one in the ball pit at a McDonald's PlayPlace.

3 kitchens and I didn't see 1 lunch pail. smh

It was found 20mi from where it was found?? Whoa, Lost and Found inception.

I'm not a Muslim. Bacon with eggs, every time. Always felt bad for Ice Cube when I heard that line. That's like the only part of the song that isn't a good day.

What did the Good Year Blimp read?

Didn't we already get the answer to this?

Agreed. Nobody could do a song that is a complete parody of itself and make it completely kick ass like 2000ish Beck.

Hey Bill,