Emmit Smith: [nods vigorously in agreement].

Texans receiver Andre Johnson has spent lots of money on toys for local kids in protective services' care for eight straight years.

I have just one question.

Jesus's Crucifixion Was Planned, Practiced, Therefore Thorny

Reporter: So when your receiving corp held you down and played Pink Belly with you- that was premeditated too, right?

Gotta make it explicit: This douche wanted to stop Gurley from signing any more UGA stuff in order to preserve and lock-in its value. If Gurley keeps signing and signing, in this guy's mind, his "investment" is diluted. Now the interesting thing is to remember that anything signed by a Trophy winner is likely to be…

Nope, this lady already figured it all out...

To be fair, the @Deadspin account has been known to do the same thing on occasion.

I would eat this.

You know what? I'll defend you here. I don't think spanking should be outlawed, and I don't equate it with abuse, either. I've seen parents who seem to be able to make it work.

You misspelled "I'm insufferable," Greg.

We're all sorry.

As a lefty, writing out an exam was the bane of my existence (I HATED those blue books). If you wrote in pencil, your hand would rub across the page and you'd end up with a grey side of your hand. If you wrote in pen, you could smudge the ink and also be forced to cross out any mistakes instead of erasing them. You…

I ended up writing the bar because I spaced out on signing up to use a laptop (in my state at that time they only had a certain number of slots for laptops). I hadn't written a goddamn thing down by hand since high school. By the time I finished the written portion day one I was averaging about four words per blue…

In defense of the Qatari government, they didn't expect the workers to still be alive.

Fat Tire

Catanzaro: [Negotiates Log Grip]
Catanzaro: [Handles Salmon Ladder]
Catanzaro: [Scales Warped Wall]
Color Guy: Catanzaro is killing it so far. KILLING it!
Play-By-Play Guy: But here's where it gets tricky.
Catanzaro: [Jumps over Slow and Low]
Catanzaro: [Dodges Hawaiian Punch]
Catanzaro: [Finishes Chicken Fingers With Deadly…

If getting a boner while on a boat with a pretty lady is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

I love when I see things on TV and immediately think Deadspin will be all over this...and POW...there it is!

No kidding. The U.S. should totally try to tap that system.