In an office somewhere in Miami, Pat Riley's trembling hand moves his mouse forward, to the font drop-down, and selects "Comic Sans"

More coming soon on this, obviously.

My only issue with this is that at $2000-2400 you could likely get a custom, handmade piece from a local craftsman that is to your exact specifications.

My only issue with this is that at $2000-2400 you could likely get a custom, handmade piece from a local craftsman…

Why is this news? We've been watching Jeter pretend to play shortstop for decades now.

Pictured (left to right): Dukie, dookie

It's not a UGA-produced Star Wars fan film without Luke Herschelwalker.

As Germany should know, the US doesn't let a little water stop them from advancing.

We're getting our butts kicked and the game is almost over...why not make out?

Here's a video of the Donovan Algeria goal from the stands. Even now, chills.

The idea that we are separate from the Universe is an illusion. We are a part of the void; an inseparable, atomic component of the whole. We are all one, and all are one with God. Life is simply a unique experience, equivalent to death in scope and meaning. If we could all, brothers and sisters, simply join hands…

In hindsight, the idea to throw a Bombs over Baghdatis party was not a good one.

I was at a golf tournament a little while back. It was the final day and the last group was coming down 18. Some fans tried to get a better view of the green so they climbed up a tv tower. Well earlier that day a fan hit one if the golfers with his Volkswagen and then subsequently crashed into this same tv tower, so…

the Pacers also claim they've had a boycott in effect since the playoffs started.

As a final "fuck you" to the NBA, Sterling plans on dying tomorrow.

68000 tweets? I should introduce him to my parakeet

"Verily, it is time for King Joffrey to die"

Judging by his glance, I'm assuming that's Rex on the left.

That could also describe Ledoux in his long trunked gas mask as seen in the end of episode 3.