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It’s just turtles all the way down.

+1 playground, which is were that gentleman presumably spends most of his days.

How are you so sure this gentleman was born and raised in Philly? Sounded like a little B-more in that accent.

I’m pretty sure the Patriots just signed him as a slot receiver.

You, apparently, have not seen National Treasure 5.

Tower also gave her the wrong runway at first, and she was like “so, 27R now? Okay, don’t worry about us guys. Just missing part of the plane and a person was apparently sucked out... Oh, what’s that, yeah 27L. Thanks. Have a pleasant day. I’ll just stop up here by the firetruck.”

I’ll give you three stars for this. Not four. Not two, except whilst giving two stars to get to three. Five IS RIGHT OUT! Ok, here’s... one, two, five!

The ‘News Centipede,’ better known as ‘The ESPN Model’

It is a sticky situation.

I didn’t see a single BBC in that entire video!

Came here for the impressive football information, stayed for the plethora of hand and firework puns.

Reporter: “Hey Navy Seal dudes, can you come over here and try to breach this wall?”

What ankles? ‘Day gone.

Put it on the pole: Fucking or Not Fucking.

Yeah, yeah, we already know this part. What Barry is trying to get at is: IS THERE ANY RECIPROCATION?!?!? If not, she is pretty selfish.

I’m sure there’s a YouTube tutorial on how to YouTube.

Maybe Kyrie can finish the lyrics to Tool’s next album.

Westbrook: ‘It’s not a Christmas movie! How many times do I have to tell you this bro?’

This is great advice. I took music and the alcohol (see Norm’s comment above. These are 2 of the 4 only elements that matter).