I wants some butts! And I want them now!!!

NCAA: Ha, amateurs! No literally, all of ours are amateurs (wink wink).

Honestly, I cant stop reading it. It is perfection. If only you through a snowflake in their, someone would surely get triggered! Good Lord (as in, the one and only Jesus H. Christ, amirite Mr. Dong!?!?!). This is the most un-tepid taek of them all.

Cmdr Spicer, you should call a plumber and get that water heater checked out. Life’s too short to take tepid showers. In case you haven’t noticed, TEPID is my word of the day.

Here is the taek I was looking for! Steamy, creamy, and dreamy!!!!!

This taek is tepid.

This is a pretty tepid taek

I think the kid in the front might Lexi’s daughter.

This is the correct take. Landon acted like a bitch, Jurgen didn’t take his shit, and in the end, the establishment took Landon’s side. And what does the OP mean by “top 10-15?” Top 10-15 attacking midfielders? Yeah, maybe. That would put him about 5-7 spots off the roster.

Get OVER THE BALL you talentless fuck! Jesus, I still have nightmares about that goddamned shank. Leaned back like he was kicking a field goal.

Upside down? So this is what it feels like to live in Australia.

Yeah, more like the fake chrome plated lining.

Isn’t that a good thing? Only Rovell would accidentally stumble onto the silver lining of this whilst spitting the hot fire takes.

You were not good sir. I’m probably the only asshole that started the Ram’s D and sat Hyde and Slammin’ Sammy Watkins.

Talk about going for the low hanging fruit. Oh wait, wrong stereotype. You’re getting +1 anyway.

Thanks to those last ten words, you’ve jinxed them for sure. But hell, an 8-7 MLS championship game will at least be exciting.

Lot of work for 100 followers. And yes, WaHo’s an institution. If you aren’t going ‘topped,’ then you aren’t doing it right... or you want to live past 55.

Isaiah Wright is talented, but he’s not Ray Lewis talented.

I enjoy it, but it isn’t something that I burn through in a week straight. It is actually pretty depressing (see story above). The coach is a bit of an ass, but all in all the staff and administrators really try hard to help these kids out. But many of them can’t get out of their own way (see story above).

J!E!T!S! Feel the excrement!