It’s been decades since I used a NES but I recall games not working until they were pressed down. 

The only thing that anyone in NC finds stunning is that the word was spelled correctly.

You certainly managed to draw a lot of conclusions about games that are 100+ hours long without actually playing them, based entirely on very small amounts of information. Clearly, we have found our new authority on the subject.

Are those headlights with cataracts?
And the rear looks like a device a gynecologist would use.
Good find!

Ahem: “Is it car-related? Not at all. It is, however, plane-related, or at the very least plane-adjacent, and we write about plane stuff all the time. So why should this be any different?”

That’s a stupid reason to buy a truck.

Oh boy, you just can’t enjoy a little satire can you? I like the little nod to “A Modest Proposal”, not every article on this (or every) site can or should be a hard hitting piece about the car industry.... Get over yourself.

I’m guessing this is satire, like the article, because no one could be that fucking stupid.

I was wondering who would be stupid enough to actually take this at face value, and then I saw the Trump Tag of “democrat cities.” Checks out.

1. You’re looking for something that isn’t there.

2. You missed the part where this completely wipes San Francisco off the map.

What are you out of?

Oh brother. I just cannot even fathom living in the universe where everything is immediately a conspiracy. It's such a stupid existance. 

I’m pretty sure plenty of people are talking about Starfield already without a magic puddle needed to be included.

Doesn’t take much to surprise you eh?

Oh man... I didn’t even *consider* the possibility of beating a certain fuckwit Governor to death with a baseball bat...

Well to the lowest degree of the word “Try” =)

“I do not condone suppression of speech and access to information.”

I think “condone” might be the wrong word here, you’re not a permanent member of the UN security council, and this is leaked information about a car stealing game, not human right abuses in wartime.

Sounds like this is bringing together the thing nerds love the most, math, along with the thing nerds hate the most, being surprised. 

I do not condone suppression of speech and access to information.