In the time it took you to write this, you could’ve just accepted that some people like something you don’t like.

“While the whole world has been notified of the death of a person with a substantial connection to a bloody history of imperialism and colonialism”

only difference between Square and EA is Weebs love square.

Seems like you also hate starting your sentences with capital letters.

The only way to stop this is to have a cop infiltrate the takeover crews and learn where they plan to do their take overs so they can have cops ready to roll.

Huge pickups that will never have anything in the bed. The dudes who buy these are insecure people who are overcompensating by trying to buy their perception of masculinity. Why does it bother me? Because they also drive like 14-year-old bullies who were thrown a set of keys by their drunk old-man. But hey, maybe they…

/final finger on monkey’s paw chenches, the next day a 26-page slideshow of HotSauceIsTheBest’s comments appears on Jalopnik

Lol - express escalator brought to you by Amazon-Coca Cola - 

Get some duct tape and a baseball glove. Tape the glove to your head. Then you may be able to catch this joke whizzing over your head.

You... you for real?

Ah yes, the famous pixar patent on generic CG looking people.

are you the flooz guy?????

Well this is interesting...someone on the car forums flagged me about this craigslist ad -which has been pulled down for “review” now..but before it went down - I was able to look at the vin # posted:

This just proves that is the worst possible response.

So its like my Crossfire. Cool.

That’s exactly what someone deep into this would say.

Oh give me a fucking break. Society failed him by making him an idolized millionaire? Get a fucking grip.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

You need to dial back your tough Internet guy bit about 15 notches right now.

i feel bad for the people in your life. wait, i’m mistaken - there are probably no people in your life.