One word.....Tornado. My twin brother wanted some extra power in his toyota pickup. He bought a “Tornado” air flow performance increaser power adder miracle maker. Only thing it successfully did was get stuck in the throttle body sticking the throttle wide open.

Cocaine is a helluva drug.  

HMB while I go save a life.  

Sounded like user error. Driver reached for something in passenger footwell for some reason, and rear ended someone.  

Been there. Sold a beautiful Mercedes W220 s500. 3 weeks later I got sent this picture.

Yeah I have a question......where’s the rest of it?!

“.....and the bumpers have integrated leash attachment points as well.”

It’s set in a future world, there are too many cars, no room for parking. Since shrinking is common now, you carry your car in your pocket. Push a button on a key fob and it grows to normal size. Upgrading cars as your success grows. Gambling with cars that shouldn’t exist, pick-pocketing rich folks for the fancy…

As kids my dad would take us duck and goose hunting all the time. At the end of the day, my dad would let my twin brother and I race across the rice paddys to go get the truck. We were 13 or 14. First one to touch the pickup got to drive it back, the other was the navigator. It was fun for us figuring things out,…

Well duh....if at first you don’t succeed....

Cue the “I know what I have meme”.

Well kept service records.  I’d rather have a car with 120k miles with good records and quality work done than 50k with nothing done. 

It’s happening.....

Yeah but will it give me tips on not ruining relationships....because that would be helpful.  

So sorry for your loss.  I couldn’t imagine losing either of my brothers.  Thanks for sharing, except it just got really windy in my office and stuff got in both my eyes.....

In tomorrows article, 10 fun things to do with the Hope Diamond.