Keep It Classy
srpowered240sx
12/16/19
11:45 AM
38

/Leans over to Ash78: This post gives me a hard-on.

11/20/19
5:19 PM
104

I can only assume you store them next to the severed heads of your victims as this is clearly serial killer behavior.

11/12/19
5:28 PM
12

You say the car being totaled was unfortunate. Read more

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10/16/19
9:59 AM
228

‘04-’08 Maxima. Inset trunk, slightly buttressed rear window, 7 spoke wheels, headlights shaped to the front wheel arch, no chrome strip over the tag

10/15/19
5:27 PM
43

It takes a better man than me to write about premature detonation without making a single joke.

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9/4/19
1:09 AM
84

That’s weird. When I lived with my girlfriend, her craving during that time of month was yelling at me.

8/29/19
10:49 PM
23

So since they’re there to make them cook faster, that makes them speed holes...

8/29/19
1:47 PM
63

the Fiery Doritos Tacos Loco, Double Decker Taco, Beefy Mini Quesadilla, chips and salsa, Chipotle Chicken Loaded Griller, Double Tostada, Power Menu Burrito, and XXL Grilled Stuft Burrito. Read more

8/27/19
8:43 PM
13

I really like number 5, although maybe mix up the cast when the Tesla guys get stale (too late!). One week our Bachelorette will be a Subaru-driving University of Vermont student and the guys are all 50-something Corvette owners from Jersey. And the next week Bachelorette Nicki Minaj will choose her suitor from a pool Read more

8/20/19
12:00 PM
397

Bullshit. I’ve had better roadrash from fucking on carpet.

8/12/19
8:44 AM
67

Every. Single. Volvo drivers seat with leather looks like that.

8/2/19
3:27 PM
43

I don’t know, I feel like most of these issues would be solved by not living in a city center, and by having a garage, as presumably 99% of the buyers of these cars do. Read more