I lol’d at the idea of you “not buying anything new”, but perusing the classifieds. Like a recovering drunk justifies “smelling the drink” or “its ok I can be at the bar, I just cant drink”.

I want to get one, paint it, park it in front of my house, and watch my neighbors minds implode.

That if you love a car enough, it will kill for you.  

To each his own. My cousin grew up in a major city too, never cared for the outdoors in her early years. Wound up legitimately thinking meat came from the store...to her that’s where it was made and comes from. Gotta get out there and try things, get dirty, and learn how things work outside your apartment. To me, it…

Seems like a withdrawn, reclusive way to be. I would lose my mind if I had to be surrounded by that much concrete and garbage. And to not even have the desire to go to the beach...for a walk in the woods....or turn some wrenches on a car with some buddies? Just a very different, narrow minded way to look at things.

My goodness you must lead a boring life. Never touching the ground? Are you also one of those people who wont do dishes “because the gross food might touch my hands”? Geez, go outside and get dirty, find a hobby that doesn’t revolve around a screen. /rant.

This is one of the dumber things I’ve heard today. Go get yourself an Element and stop caring about keeping things nice.  In a perfect world, no dirt would get tracked in, and magic carpets would reject stains and stuff.  Just not the world we live in.  If you want to keep it nice, put some floor mats in, keep them…

Wouldn’t it behoove you to wright the shorter list...like what works or is still structurally sound. Need to update my tetanus shot just looking at those pictures. 

My twin brother had a girlfriend back in high school. Early in the relationship, during one of their drives, at night, he noticed when she was driving and a car came at her she would always swerve a bit. Didn’t say anything at first, but after the 3rd or 4th time, he watched her face as it happened. Turned out she was…

That?  Thats just Optimus Prime’s crackhead cousin.  Optimus Primo.  

Just one question, does the steering wheel adjust enough to clear the constant boner?  

Counterpoint, make flip up headlights great again. 

Really common problem on Nissan and Hondas.  Pedal arm designed for different switch applications.  Found many Honda Accords with the brake lights on in parking lots, hand them an interior panel clip to put in the hole, problem solved.  

Age, 16 and 3 weeks. Took my brother and two friends for a cruise. Came over a crest in the road not paying enough attention and a full size Ford Bronco was stopped in the middle of the road with a person standing in the other lane talking to each other. Couldn’t swerve around so I just stood on the brakes...of a 1983…

“active magnetorheological”

Must have left its front end at the Cars and Coffee meet 20ish years ago.  

SIMPSONS DID IT!

Gross. Pick something worth rowing gears on.  

There’s nothing more expensive than a cheap german luxury car.