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The Bourne Valedictorian
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Why not both?!?

haha I swear I did not read your comment before I wrote mine--one epic fucking kill, though.

Honestly it’s one of the best scenes in any of the films, and it felt so crazy out of place for how good it was, particularly compared to the rest of that crapfest (minus, of course, frozen face shatter, because that was one epic kill).

I have so much respect for 6, as it started by not giving a single fuck, and then just kept on giving no fucks throughout. It’s possibly my favorite of them all for just going “oh is this what you want? BECAUSE HERE IT FUCKING IS”,  

I think Morbius flopping twice in the same year is never going to be topped.

It took 10-15 years for the first one to be a thing.

It’s such a weird thing to me they even approved it. It’s a markedly better film than the first one, frankly, but still slow and thoughtful with it’s premise (which was the highlight of the first...after the visuals, of course, which it deserves all the praise for since it’s still affecting and influencing science

Well that wasn’t spoken like a true Star Wars fan at all....you know, according to Star Wars fans.

As a football fan and father of a tween girl, JESUS CHRIST TAYLOR CAN I HAVE NOTHING YOU’RE NOT A PART OF???

A few random thoughts:

Oh please, everyone on here will immediately recognize you as that law talking guy from the Simpsons.

I’m honestly a little surprised Solar Opposites didn’t try that.  Where they landed is pretty funny in the way anything Solar Opposites is pretty funny, but now that you’ve brought up this idea it would have  been a lot funnier, and really fit the show.

...and wouldn’t sexually assault other staff-members!  It’s a wonder they found anyone, honestly.

The Boobening.

I mean, that’s unsettlingly good picture quality for a theater, isn’t it?  I never would have guessed they had a camera this good (much like Boebert, apparently)

...as far as we know.  

so that was YOU 

If she runs again and her opponent doesn’t use this footage whoever they are deserve to lose.

It’s perfectly valid to not like anything you don’t like. Why wouldn’t it be?

You could probably change that to just “a certain strain of fan” because it’s certainly not unique to Star Wars.