It took 10-15 years for the first one to be a thing.

It’s such a weird thing to me they even approved it. It’s a markedly better film than the first one, frankly, but still slow and thoughtful with it’s premise (which was the highlight of the first...after the visuals, of course, which it deserves all the praise for since it’s still affecting and influencing science…

Well that wasn’t spoken like a true Star Wars fan at all....you know, according to Star Wars fans.

As a football fan and father of a tween girl, JESUS CHRIST TAYLOR CAN I HAVE NOTHING YOU’RE NOT A PART OF???

A few random thoughts:

Oh please, everyone on here will immediately recognize you as that law talking guy from the Simpsons.

I’m honestly a little surprised Solar Opposites didn’t try that.  Where they landed is pretty funny in the way anything Solar Opposites is pretty funny, but now that you’ve brought up this idea it would have  been a lot funnier, and really fit the show.

...and wouldn’t sexually assault other staff-members!  It’s a wonder they found anyone, honestly.

The Boobening.

I mean, that’s unsettlingly good picture quality for a theater, isn’t it?  I never would have guessed they had a camera this good (much like Boebert, apparently)

...as far as we know.  

so that was YOU 

If she runs again and her opponent doesn’t use this footage whoever they are deserve to lose.

It’s perfectly valid to not like anything you don’t like. Why wouldn’t it be?

You could probably change that to just “a certain strain of fan” because it’s certainly not unique to Star Wars.

What a weird comparison.  Sure, the chase was one of several plot points, but comparing that to a single episode whose entire plotline (and tension for that episode) was basically a submarine movie’s plot is an odd choice.  

Marvel has done the same thing at least twice with female directors, too.

It’s “The Middle Place” of movies, and seems to be (unfortunately) the highlight of Trevorrow’s career.

Yeah it’s better than those, but that’s not a super-high bar unfortunately. It had the same issue that the prequels did for me—trying to shoehorn in a bunch of origin shit that no one really cares about, which was even worse when it was eye-rollingly stupid, like “I’ll call you ‘Solo’” or Vader building 3PO.

Rogue One is the correct answer.