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I want to get credited for writing without a show or movie using a word of what I wrote.  Honestly, that sounds like it’s pretty easy to do.

Personally I think the “Siege of Mandalore” story arc is one of the best Star Wars things ever made.  I’ve always found it fascinating how good Filoni is at working with the parts of a puzzle and managing to flesh them out far better than Lucas could.  These episodes made Anakin’s fall seem far more tragic than the

Even the best cam rips are shit, though.  

The true Blu Ray copies are HUGE files (like 25-30+ Gbs) so that’s really how you can tell. There’s a difference, obviously, just from the sizes, but for most movies it doesn’t matter that much.  Some films (like Dune) I would want the larger file, but for things like Maggie Moore(s) the good ol’ 1.5 gb file was

I blew my kids minds when I told them about when I was a kid and there were ads for Raiders of the Lost Ark in the newspaper movie listings that said “54th week of release!”

Great interview, and great timing, as this may be the best season of this show so far.  I had to pause watching when that fucking frog floated on screen (THE HAIR OMG THE HAIR).  One moment of so many great moments--the Energy Vampire Council, Colin’s amazing stories that were also killing him, the familiar walk-in

I’m sure Sakaar had a better choice of chicks that could handle a Hulking (if you know what I mean).  And that could handle that birth...

I’m no expert on DNA or anything, but I really wanted some kind of explanation as to how it worked with all of them in one vial like that? Surely they’d at least have to take it out and separate them all again? Unless Fury’s plan was to just keep it all together in case the technology was suddenly figured out how to

That price tag blows my mind, as it is not on screen anywhere.  The few fight effects looked BAD.

But is the CGI comic-relief dog available?

I laughed, but I’m not gonna lie--seeing the Ted Kord Beetle in the last trailer gave me a nerd-chubby.

You don’t get it though--He’s REALLY fast!  I mean--like really, really fast.

Honestly you’ll probably like it okay if you go in expecting it to be shit.  I often am pleasantly surprised by not hating a thing as much as everyone tells me I will.

This is one they definitely would have been better off just releasing straight to HBO MAX or MAX or whatever the hell they’re calling it this week.  Would have saved them a fortune in marketing and maybe some face.

It is not better than either of those. Or the new MI for that matter.

Parts of the bad CGI were intentional--I’m not sure the bad CGI during the slow-mo hospital rescue scene was intentional (and was a basic rip off of something the X-Men movies had already done much better).   I feel like that probably wasn’t intentional.

But I really want to know what FREEDOM sounds like!  In my head it’s a bald eagle screaming while being choked to death, but I’m pretty sure I’m making up that sound as I don’t recall ever being exposed to something like that before.

I think you might be onto something:  McQuarrie maybe is just playing the long game and this is all an elaborate plan to kill Tom Cruise.

You can see him break his ankle!  Still impressed they left that cut in the film--even without knowing he broke his ankle it looked painful as hell, and for him to drag himself and keep acting after doing that is...well, he’s got the blood of Xenu in him for sure.

That Cavill/Cruise/buff scary guy fight in the bathroom is the best fight across the entire franchise.  Every second of that fight felt brutal, and everyone in it seemed convincingly tired and in pain all through it.