The Partridge Family says you can!!! Oh…wait…they said "happy"

Firestarter was rated R? Huh….I'm guessing language? Been a long time since I've seen that.

but that's the best part!!

Eh, they're used to it. That's still borderline shorts weather.

It's really not very good. There are funny bits, but it's too loud, and too long by a good 45 minutes…also the plot is very convoluted.

Ugh—and it was….well, not great anyway.

I'm betting the theater order for Deadpool goes up at a lot of places next weekend…

That may go down as the most brilliant marketing move ever…

Will it be a money-shot for money-shot remake though?

I'm not sure what's more amazing about this comment—that music title or the fact that someone actually watched the special features on the "Cabin Fever" disc…

"These timelines are so confusing!"

I'm still not convinced this exists. I've seen a lot of movies and watch a lot of trailers on Hulu and Youtube, and have yet to actually see any mention of this other than here. I think Dowd is trolling us.

So…wait…you COULD care less? As in, you sort of don't care, but there's still room for less caring?

That guy was at Deadpool tonight in my screening, so you should be good to go. Seriously—guy would not stop saying what was happening on the screen. Fortunately I only had to really hear him over the quiet after credit tag, since IMAX apparently only goes to 11.

Oh, they're out there. I mean…so they tell me.

Really a Dowd B- is like an A- to you and me. It's always been that way here.

I think this is the actual, technical phrase for it. It's a thing.

The one thing that seems to be overlooked here, and I cannot stress this enough, is the movie is funny, which (everything else aside) is EXACTLY what Deadpool needs to be.

I sincerely hope you had a mic to drop after you wrote this.

The creepy, rapey undertones of the 80's were so pervasive and so perfectly crept into every facet that it was impossible to avoid.