Rikki-Tiki-Tavi Bee-yotch!

I tried to get into "Jared's Pants" but I just couldn't….guess I'm too old.

Tuppence Middleton is the most English name I've ever heard. I have no idea if she is English or not, but there you go.

Holy shit my "available at Amazon" ad is 1000% more interesting for this article! I swear I am not making this up: "Adults Only"; "A Hole in the Wall" ; "Please Don't Pull Out 2" I believe these are all books but can't swear to it. Reading Review's reviews? FIVE STARS!

HA! As a real-life example that may be even funnier! Now I desperately want to see Jeb Bush going "NOOO! Not even a mouse on a wheel! 4! 4 Is the key number here! You know that old children's tale from the sea!"

There's a lot of really funny moments in There's Something About Mary, but the part that ALWAYS makes me laugh is the deranged hitch-hiker and his "7 minute abs" (just as good a work-out as the 8 minute folk!) routine—and specifically his reaction to the six-minute ab suggestion. It goes on so long and I can still…

This is how I watched season 1 of Rick and Morty. Cordcutting has it's drawbacks sometimes.

Yeah—what have there been, nine episodes of Sherlock in five years or something?

First race war, huh?

They all look like they've got someplace to be…

I didn't vote for her.

They don't typically for me, but I really like him for some reason. And I hate Mitch Hedberg, although that may just be because of the way he sounds.

He's in regular rotation on the Pandora comedy channel—I've become a big fan of his thanks to that.

In all likelihood, yes.

It's right about here that I've completely forgotten which show I'm actually in the comment section of…

Yeah—-I'm not particularly stupid but there has actually been at least one time that I've flat-out forgotten what I went to see over the course of the previews…

If I recall correctly he didn't care for them as much the second time around. If that helps.

The theater I usually go to has a 20 minute block of commercials before the official running time, then normally has a solid block of 15 minutes just for previews (MI5 had SEVEN previews before it started). I've discovered 10 minutes is about where I tune out and don't remember any more, and I love previews.

Really? Even if it's a good, funny movie like Spy? Do you just hate her that much?

Spy was pretty damn hilarious, and that's not something I'd say about Melissa McCarthy normally.