I really enjoyed the trailer fake-out as I'd heard nothing about it before seeing the trailer for the first time. I like MBJ so thought a boxing movie with him looked decent, like, possibly great…and then…oh shit, this is a Rocky sequel??? I may have to see this one (I quit with them after IV).

Die Hard oh Goddammit just Please Die Already

If you like the premise they all set up, then I'd argue Five is the best of them all. It actually manages to do everything the others did, while making references to each of them then slam a Lost twist on you and make you realize the references to the other movies are flash-forwards. And it works. So far as I know…

I'll have to do that then. Wonder if the box office will take me up on it?

I've read this in so many spots on here that I'm going to have to try them. I liked the first one okay but just assumed the rest were shit. I'll have to give the ones that aren't-as-much-shit a try.

VI was just awesome. Making him (or acknowledging that he already was) supernatural was a stroke of genius. The kills were insane (face through the winnebago may be my favorite kill of any of the films) and so over the top, and even all that silly fun managed to have a good creepy ending with his eye opening at the…

Highlander 2 yeah, you probably should have burned the theater down on your way out and still demanded your money back (it's 3-duck awful on the Howard the Duck scale of awful, which is what all awful movies should be measured against). But Darkman? Darkman was awesome. JUST TAKE THE FUCKING ELEPHANT!!!

Weren't those the names of the two racist joke cars in Transformers 2?

So does this preclude all the endless horror franchises and their sequels? Seems like point 1 would totally rule out just about all of them. I get it completely—slasher films (even the more creative ones like Saw and Final Destination) are most certainly not everyone's cup of tea.

She honestly looks pissed off the second she's on camera. I'm not familiar with her but maybe that's how she always looks? Either way she seems visibly annoyed before they start asking her anything.

Agreed—she looks 12.

She looks pissed from the second that interview started…

On a planet of 7 billion or so people it seems pretty unlikely you'd be the ONLY one. But maybe.

Well, yeah, which really is a shame as it could have worked and been a pretty damn good movie (though it's my understanding that quite a bit of this was lifted wholesale from the original M:O script).

That is one great typo. I'd watch any horror series with a character named chunky as the antagonist.

yeah—the pilot sure seems shoe-horned into the third movie doesn't he? Just one more problem in what could have been a really great film.

It's kind of impressive how many people have made this mistake—did they go back later and edit the title or something?

One of the single greatest moments in all of the Star Trek lore. Seriously—gives me chills just thinking about it.

"THIS IS CETI ALPHA FIVE!!!!" Montalban deserved some sort of special recognition Oscar for his line readings in this movie.

Ha—I was vaguely aware there were more Hellraisers after the first 3, but holy crap are they really 8??? Talk about milking it.