I have a reason to share this now.

In 100 years, I think Jenna dewan and Kendra Wilkinson simultaneously divorcing their husbands to start a fitness empire would make a great historical fiction novel. That is, loosely based on non a list celebrities\real people\court documented events, but with a totally fabricated (the joint fitness empire) feel good…

Also, not to derail too much, but can we also talk about how Duckie Dale taught a generation of guys that pushy, entitled, Nice Guy behavior was quirky and adorable rather than being borderline stalkery?

Me included, by the way. I spent a LOT of my teens acting like garbage because I thought I was a Manic Pixie…

I just came to the realization late last year that the entire “I’ll let you take Caroline home” trade-off is so incredibly awful, and of course I realized this after I had already shown “Sixteen Candles” to my 14-year-old son and his best friend.

What astounds me is how OK we were ... how OK I have been ... with this…

I can barely watch ‘Sixteen Candles’ anymore because of the drunk girlfriend scene. My love of Jake Ryan has taken a bit of a hit, too. And I feel guilty for laughing when the grandpa describes what Long Duck Dong (um...) was wearing when he disappeared and then says “no, he’s not retarded”. But, this movie holds a…

I also had that thought......but you know what, it could be a loooot more imbalanced than his 54 to her 42. I’m ok with it, as an internet armchair commentator.

I am 100% rooting for this MIT prof.....aside from Brad Pitt maybe not being a great partner, but in theory, work with me. Amal picking up a trophy husband gives me life and I love the vicarious gender balancing of having visible, famous couples where the woman is primarily known as an intellectual powerhouse and the…

Right? When my ex cheated I wrote an entire blog post and blasted it all over social media. It was cathartic at the time but about a week later I was like hmmmm maybe should’ve gone another route...

And he was Ricky in Better Off Dead. With the passing of David Odgen Steirs and the firing of Schnieder, there’s no chance of a Better Off Dead reunion.

Is that the same Dan Schnieder who was on Head of the Class (back row, second from left)? huh.

Created a burner just to say this couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. Seriously, he is a Grade-A Asshole, even by Hollywood standards. Weinstein-like in his temper and how he treats people. I’ve witnessed him having MULTIPLE toddler-style temper tantrums over the dumbest shit and he’s had people fired over all…

What really grosses me out is that the new baby mama is the half sister of 2 of dad’s other kids. That really ups the ick factor. Like, meet my new step mom who is also my sister.

Sad reminder that one of the most popular religious texts in the world has a chapter about a whole town wanting to rape an angel and the one “godly” person in town is like “guys don’t be crazy why would you rape an angel when you could just rape my daughters”.

God’s all OH NO, I’M NOT TAKING THE BLAME FOR THIS, YOU SICKO

I think we’re at the stage of the origin story where the whole of Gotham loves the Penguin.

you can call it God’s plan or nature’s plan.

Elon Musk confuses me, I don’t know if I should root for him, be annoyed at him, be happy his brain exists, and many other scenarios.... thoughts?