Oh hell yes!!!! Omg. My favorite childhood song. My favorite people. My favorite drink! Fuuuuck yes!!!!!!!!! #snljunkie

Surely I’m not the only one who can tell it’s Britney by those abs? Her stomach is more recognizable to me than her face!

Not sure about the bullet train or sashimi, but the pup did get to fly back to the U.S. on a private jet.

cropped mock turtleneck and patchwork bell bottoms, my dream look from 1999

here you go. betty is almost 4, and bane is almost 6 months, he was 10 weeks in this picture though

Need pics of GIANT DOGGOs. TBH, although I’ve never had one, I’ve sat a number of them. They’re such leaners!

Fawns and Blues are so striking, our breeder wants premiums for those, so we were like, shit, let’s go for the oddball colorings.

My last dog was a fawn male that I got because my parents’ black female that they got as a rescue was so great. He was the absolute best.

I’m a standard poodle fan, but darnit if every Dane I’ve met at the dog park wasn’t a Good Boy.

It is known. Harlequin male and a Merlequin female in my current stable. Our first one was a Blue Merle male.

They eat all your burgers and hang out with loser stoner friends in a dirty van though.

There is no room for doubt, Danes are definitely the best doggos ever.

You should. I have two. best doggos ever.*

It’s a crapshoot at any time whether United or Delta is worse, but at the moment United is winning.

I’s be pretty thrilled to get a free Great Dane tho.

And thus Jesus spake: “why aren’t you crucifying my wife?”

“French banana salad” sounds like a colloquial term for something really nasty in bed.

Phew, worried she might be a bit too young for him there...

“Paris has previously referred to herself as a ‘superfan’ of the folk singer and reportedly stated: ‘I have to watch my Don McLean videos at least three times a day.’” whaaaaaat.