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SquishyWWishy the Grey, An Actual Adult*
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May 4 2018
23

Music (or “music”) popular to the yoots is designed to be annoying to the oldes. Case in point, when I was a teenager I liked a style of music that sounded horrible to my mother, who on occasion wondered if popular music would ever take a step back to the stuff she liked. In this case, my music was New Wave and Read more

May 4 2018
37

Yeah, except if you’d actually read the story you’d know that these people are Canadian. Read more

May 4 2018
36

His older brother is MEME-happy so I get forced to watch them. Fortunately they’re funny and child-friendly. So far. But on the bright side, he wants to join an improv class so I’m signing him up. I am determined to make sure my kids have social skills. I ranted at them the other day about how their generation isn’t Read more

May 4 2018
121

My kid loves this YouTube channel EvanTube - I had to shut that shit down. It’s basically parents who buy their kids various toys (I’m assuming via all of the money they make (1.3 million a year according to google) that they unwrap and I’m sure promptly discard. Other times they’ll buy a fuckton of ice cream and then Read more

May 4 2018
204

You know what would be great? If parents couldn’t make money off of pimping out their children. The whole crazy “stage mom/dad” thing would shut down overnight.

May 3 2018
39

One day a few years ago, while visiting Berlin, we happened up on the site of Hitler’s Führerbunker, where he committed suicide. It was since covered and had become an apartment block. A sign “commemorated” the site. Standing there, regaling all the tourists with stories, was a man named Rochus Misch. He delighted Read more

May 3 2018
197

As someone who has anxiety that at times has crippled my life, I’m actually really surprised and appreciative of Ryan Reynolds speaking about his severe anxiety. “But you don’t seem like that type of person!” Is something I hear all too often of people trying to dismiss or diminish my struggle with anxiety. You have Read more

May 3 2018
228

Adidas CEO Kasper Rorsted told Bloomberg on Thursday saying the company would do no such thing. “Kanye has been and is a very important part of our strategy and has been a fantastic creator.” Read more

May 3 2018
83

As a dental assistant, this is fucking bullshit. I have seen 20 year olds finally loose their last baby tooth and their adult tooth grow in, then the other side of having a 14 year old needing to have their wisdom teeth removed because they were erupting and causing pain. This is fucking bullshit and angers me as a Read more

May 3 2018
70

Vote in November. For fucks’ sake, vote in November. Hold your nose, and vote for the lesser evils.

May 2 2018
89

...by putting him in a residential treatment program if necessary. Read more

May 2 2018
90

Kim still needs to grab her man and shut him the hell up.

Apr 30 2018
5

Do you think that her part in shrill will mean she will exit snl this year? I don’t want that :(. I still miss Vanessa bayer.

Apr 30 2018
88

I stand by my atheist beliefs just a little bit stronger now.

Apr 30 2018
29

Aidy Bryant is great!

Apr 30 2018
83

“I don’t wear condoms. . . I would not want to f–k a bitch I did not want to get pregnant,” he says. “If Chyna got pregnant, I would keep that s–t like ‘ohh daddy love you,’ I love that ass.’” Read more

Apr 30 2018
66

“Jay says the pair met on Christian Mingle in an interview with No Jumper in March and comments on the possibility of having a baby. “I don’t wear condoms. . . I would not want to f–k a bitch I did not want to get pregnant,” he says. “If Chyna got pregnant, I would keep that s–t like ‘ohh daddy love you,’ I love that