I am balls deep in this auction website and seriously considering putting in some bids. She’s my favorite.

anyone remember the TV show “growing up gotti”? I was trying to explain it to mrledeuce the other day and I don’t think I did it justice

I love Martha and I don’t quite know why, except that I’m a Southern woman with a strong sarcastic streak that I have to constantly tamp down, and which continually battles with my very strong river of empathy. She seems to have found her bridge between the two.

That was beautiful. The tenderness with which she cradles the baby’s head is just amazing.

I used to volunteer at the Great Ape House at this zoo. I was the person parents would deflect their children’s questions to about why the gorillas were “wrestling”. It warms by heart to see another baby joining the family there. Fun fact: zookeepers give female gorillas human birth control.

“Can you believe that despite 93% bad stories from the Fake News Media (should be getting good stories), today we had just about our highest Poll Numbers, including those on Election Day? The American public is wise to the phony an dishonest press. Make America Great Again!”

There is nothing more temporary than the new low Donald Trump reaches every day.

Republican candidates across the U.S. are promising to prosecute women who obtain abortions.

Wait is the conspiracy that Barbara is alive and wants to live with the Obama’s and is quite fond of swimming? I think I’m missing a couple pieces...

I’ve never heard of Sam Hunt, but he sounds like a pain in the ass who probably lost a lot of interest in his now-wife once he “won” her. I know a few couples where the man relentlessly pursued their eventual wife. The marriages all ended largely because the husband pretty much completely stopped all “wooing” after…

I find that the ads are more inappropriate if I am at work, and even more so if I am at work and have a pending visit from a supervisor.

Oh, THAT’S who he is? I fucking hate that song and now I can see I am right to.

I see enough ads and stupid-autoplay videos when I have the adblocker on; the thought of turning it offand letting through, jesus 42 ads on this page gives me hives.

Just want Jez to know that I turned my ad blocker back on because that WestWorld ad was giving me a headache and really bothering my eyes.

I miss the Obamas so much.

I understand that it doesn’t MATTER who the father of Mindy Kaling’s baby is but it also WOULDN’T SURPRISE ME if it were B.J.

He gives vegans a bad name.

You know how “Christ, what an asshole” is the perfect universal caption for New Yorker cartoons? “Shut up, Morrissey” is the perfect response to anything he ever says. (Though “Christ, what an asshole” works there, too, now that I think about it!)

Shut up, Morrissey.

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